We are a group of likeminded individuals devoted to the everlasting Lord and Savior of the PC Master Race, GabeN.
Yes! The Religion of Gabenism also worships our Lord and Savior, GabeN. However, they have been disavowed and deemed heritics by the Cult of Gaben for their vile dipictions of GabeN with regular Doritos. We, the TRUE faith, believe that GabeN is a Cooler Ranch man.
GabeN willed it.